Funny Telegrams

TELEGRAMS

A daughter sends a telegram to her father on her clearing B.Ed exams,which the father receives as Father, your daughter has been successful in Bed."

Telegram 2

A wife with near maturing pregnancy goes to railway station to returnto her husband. At the reservation counter, while her turn came, it was the last ticket. Taking pity on a very old lady next to her in the queue, she offered her berth to the old lady and sent a telegram to her husbandwhich reached as "Shall be coming tomorrow, heavy rush in the train, gavebirth to an old lady "

Telegram 3

A man wants to celebrate his wife's Birthday by throwing a party. So he goes to order a birthday cake. The salesman asks him what message he wants to put on the cake. Well he thinks for a while and says let's put, "you are not getting older youare getting better". The salesman asks "how do you want me to put it?" The man says, Well put" You are not getting older", at the top and You are getting better" at the bottom. The real fun didn't start until the cake was opened the entire party watched the message decorated on the cake "You are not getting older at the top, You are getting better at the bottom