A taxi passenger tapped the driver, Bhupesh, on the shoulder to ask him a question. Bhupesh screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimetres from a shop window.
For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then Bhupesh said, "Look sir, don`t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!"
The passenger apologized and said, "I didn`t realize that a little tap would scare you so much."
Bhupesh replied, "Sorry, it`s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - I`ve been driving a funeral van for the last 25 years.
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